Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Naked Man Arrested with Hidden Mouse up his Butt

The headline basically says it all. This is Nolan Smith who allegedly robbed a home on Saturday in South Carolina. When police responded Nolan was lying down in the doorway...nude...He then sprung into action and charged the cops, slapping, kicking and biting his way from the law. This of course resulted in the use of pepper spray, batons and finally a taser. So where does the mouse up his ass come into play? Well due to the force the police needed to use on him, he made a quick detour to the hospital where the doctors noticed via X-ray that "a mouse was lodged up Nolan's rectum." Unfortunately or furtunately depending on how you look at it, he could not for the life of him remember why it was up there or how. This could most likely have something to do with being high of shrooms, but still not the best excuse I've heard.

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