First off, may I say that I love the fact that there is such thing as a "felony mayhem" charge! What were you arrested for again? Mayhem, huh? That sounds fun!
Anyways Crazy here was sitting on the toilet humming Christmas songs/ reciting odd Bible versus when she kissed her husband and bit his tongue off whilst grabbing his junk. I take it she's proud because of her bright smile she shows off in her mug shot.
Who kisses someone on the toilet? That's my private time thank you very much! As far as I'm concerned he deserved it! Muhahaha, mayhem!