Friday, January 28, 2011

Woman Claims Yogurt Tastes like Semen

A woman in New Mexico called the police because she thought the sample of yogurt given to her tasted like manly bodily fluids. Guuuuurrrross! The cops arrested Anthony Garcia on outstanding bench warrents and are currently tested said yogurt for semen. Boy is that lady gonna be embarrased if it only tasted like it meaning she knows it well enough to recognize.

P.S. This is why I hate yogurt!

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