Unintentional dirty business cards and websites

I love coming across ads or business cards that sound completely innappropriate. I always wonder who came up with that and if they really thought hard about what they were writing.

The only business card that's come close to the hilarity that belongs to Tobias'

would be from a marketing company that helps promote Direct TV. I'll post the picture later today but they are called Penmax and their slogan is, "Maximize your penetration." Yes, it could have been on purpose however after meeting these people, I find it highly doubtful that they picked up on the innuendo.

Here's another more recent example of Canadian politician's website. There are just no words.