Rape-rape

Finally! Someone speaks out for "Forcible Rape!" It's really rape-rape that we should care about and all those sad, underaged, drugged, mentally incapacited, incest victims can stop getting a free ride on our tax payer dollars...

Once again the Daily Show puts it all in perspective when Kristen Schaal covers the Repbulican bill to stop our taxes from paying for women that were "rape-ished" and need an abortion. I mean come on, .02 cents from me is way too much to ask for!

Thankfully due to whole awkward issue of redefining rape on the House floor the Republicans dropped that language from the bill.

"The word forcible will be replaced with the original language from the Hyde Amendment," Jeff Sagnip, spokesman for bill sponsor Chris Smith (R-N.J.), said. One senior GOP aide told Huddle it's a no-brainer to get rid of the modifier. "Such a removal would be a good idea, since last I checked, rape by definition is non-consensual," the aide said.

Unfortunately the bill still remains so stay tuned.